What In Caddyshack Hobo Hell?

May 6, 2013 / Posted by:

No, this is not a picture of Sugar Bear’s best man. John Galliano wishes he could bring the hillbilly glamour like that.

John Galliano went for a walk with Vogue’s Grace Coddington in NYC yesterday and he looked like some kind of monster that lives inside of a Salvation Army donation bin and only crawls out in the daylight hours to terrorize the masses. John didn’t know if he wanted to look like Max Headroom, a Sweet Valley high dropout, a low-tier member of Duck Dynasty or a gay golf caddie, so he wore all those looks at once.

This some “memaw not giving one fuck while going to Walmart to buy cigs and boxed wine” shit. I don’t know what’s hurting my eyes more: that raggedy Lindsay Lohan hair or those fringed bagpiper shorts eating a pair of camo shorts.

And even that dog doesn’t know what to think and that’s saying a lot since dogs in NYC have seen some jacked up shit.

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