The Look Or Not The Look: JLo’s Tangerine Slice Lips

May 6, 2013 / Posted by:

JLo shot her Kohl’s commercial camouflaged as a music video on the beach in Ft. Lauderdale yesterday and every time she cooed, the crew said to themselves, “Oh, so that’s what an Oompa Loompa’s butt lips look like when it gets excited!”

While Casper Smart’s mother babysat him and made sure that he didn’t “accidentally” stumble into the men’s bathroom to “accidentally” put his mouth over a glory hole, JLo did herself up like a greasy apricot Fruit Roll-Up to shoot her video. I’d rather eat cold kale mash out of a green CROC than say anything nice about JLo, but I have to say that she’s never looked hotter. But I’m only saying that because she’s got lips like two tangerine slices and she’s showing us what it looks like when Prince Hot Ginge bends over naked. And that IS the look.

In other JLo news, Gossip Cop says that after the shoot, Entertainment Tonight talked to JLo and during the interview, three gun shots rang out near her. JLo’s security immediately grabbed her, threw her in a car and drove away. JLo really isn’t Jenny from the Block anymore, because Jenny from the Block would’ve ran out of there before the second gun shot was heard. That reminds me of this time in high school when my chola cousin and I were walking to Taco Bell with some friends. We’re walking along when a car backfired across the street. My cousin thought it was gun shots and jumped in the damn bushes next to us. This bitch was hiding in the bushes. I turned around, pulled her out of the bushes and told her dumb ass that leaves can’t stop a bullet. Then she said to me, “No, leaves can’t stop a bullet, but your body can and you were standing in front of the bush.” I see how it is…

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