Hot Slut Of The Day!

May 6, 2013 / Posted by:

Elton Kim, the dry cleaners owner who showed Jackie Chan up when he jumped on the hood of a hit-and-run driver’s car and held on for two miles as she took him for a ride.

Elton Kim told Channel 2 in Roswell, GA that he became a human hood ornament after he confronted the driver in the parking lot of his dry cleaners, because her crazy ass backed up into his wife’s SUV and was about to drive away. Elton told her to stop and she wouldn’t. Since Elton is not the one every day, he got in front of the crazy’s car and tried to keep her from driving away. Crazy bitch did the opposite. She hit the gas and tried to run Elton over, but since he’s not going down like that, he jumped on the car and held on.

For two miles, Elton held on as the crazy lady drove past other drivers who took cell phone video and asked Elton if he had called the police yet. It’s nice to know that even when you’re holding onto a speeding car for dear life, some dumb asses will ask you some stupid shit. Although, maybe it’s not the dumbest question, because if Elton can hold onto a hood like that, I’m sure he can also reach into his pocket, pull out his cell phone and call the police before passing time by making a few personal calls. Or he could’ve pulled himself up the hood, punched out the driver’s side window, grabbed her cell phone and used it call the police. Elton could’ve done all of that, but I guess he didn’t want to show off.

The crazy lady eventually stopped and Elton hopped off the hood, but then she sped away. The police said her car has Alabama plates and if they catch her, she’ll be charged with felony aggravated assault.

That’s if the police get to her ass first. I’m sure that one day soon, she’ll get into her car, look up and see Elton Kim hanging on to her hood and staring back at her with revenge in his eyes!

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