Afternoon Crumbs

May 6, 2013 / Posted by:

Kevin Spacey got a new PUPPY!!! and I really hope that puppy rips that toupee (or whatever it is) off of his head and drags it into the forest where it belongs – Celebitchy

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau’s hair wave is mesmerizing – Lainey Gossip 

I’m pretty sure Fist Brown meant to say “knife-ing” not “wife-ing” – The Superficial

Since my brain is powered by dirty gutter water always, I read “Pitbull Really Wants That Stick” and thanked the Gods for finally giving me a gay porn starring Pitbull the rapper – Towleroad

Suri Cruise is. not. im. pressed. – The Berry

Maxim proves once again that they shouldn’t be in charge of making Hot 100 lists  – Drunken Stepfather

Jamie King has a baby occupying her uterus – Just Jared

Speaking of babies, Wonky McValtrex wants to replace her menagerie of tortured toy dogs with a human being. Somebody sneak crushed birth control pills in her coke immediately – I’m Not Obsessed

Kanye West cracks a semi-smile when out with Kim Kartrashian, but I’m guessing it’s mostly because he feels precious with those fringe boots on his feet – Popsugar

Somebody call 911, because Ireland Baldwin might be having a seizure – IDLYITW

Megan Fox personal umbrella holder looks ready to kill himself – ICYDK

Rose McGowan or a hipster Slytherin? – Popoholic

It’s kind of fitting that the Kardashian Kollection include an ankle monitor since none of them should ever be allowed to leave their lair- Reality Tea

What a completely natural and not-at-all staged pregnant photo shoot – Hollywood Tuna

Happy Monday, here’s some Games of Thrones ass – OMG Blog

Something for the Faces of Meth folder you keep on your desktop – Moe Jackson

Charlize Theron throws a love letter to the paps – HuffPo

Ross Matthews is a top. No, this is not a story from The Onion – SOW

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