And here’s another reason for why stage 4 Beliebers should be locked in their playpens and fed a steady stream of downers until they realize that they’ve been obsessively worshipping a glorified singing Kid Sister doll.
At his show in Dubai tonight, Justin Bieber was almost hugged to death by a crazy Belieber who crashed the stage and came at him. The Biebs’ security immediately tackled the hugger, which caused the piano to fall over. No, Justin Bieber’s security guards did not overreact, because if that insane hugger hugged the Biebs too hard, he would’ve exploded and Beanie Baby sand would’ve gone everywhere. It would’ve made the babies in the audience drown in their own tears. It would’ve been a bad scene.
And I take back what I said about the Beibs being a glorified singing Kid Sister doll. I mean, it’s obvious that piano was made of cardboard and empty inside. So he’s a musical genius for being able to play a fake piano that’s made of cardboard!
via The National