The True Blood Season 6 Trailer Brought To You By Vampire Eric’s Nipples

May 4, 2013 / Posted by:

Here’s a new trailer for the sixth season of True Blood and what I’m taking away from this is that they’re still trying to make Billith happen, that hussy slut fairy Sookeh pulls in even more hot dick, they’re going to overload the memory box in my brain with even more new characters, Sarah Newlin is back, Alcide is topless (and hopefully mute) most of the time and there’s at least one scene featuring Vampire Eric’s nipples.

After the messy puddle of coagulated blood that was last season, I was hoping that they’d  simplify things for season 6 by only showing Eric and Alcide wrestle naked in slow motion for 10 episodes straight.

via The Hollywood Reporter

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