No, this is not a picture ripped from a J. Crew Weddings catalog. This is Keira Knightley posing like she’s in the middle of a Teen Vogue photo shoot while leaving the town hall in Mazan, France after marrying James Righton of the Klaxons. KK put on a Chanel dress and a Chanel jacket to marry James in front of 11 friends and family before getting into a dusty Clio. For some reason, the top of KK’s dress reminds me of that scene in Boys Don’t Cry when Brandon Teena binds his chichis down.
The Daily Mail says that after KK and her dude got married they went to a Mexican-themed lunch reception hosted by her mom (pictures below). Later tonight, KK, Mr. KK and 50 guests including Sienna Miller and Kunty Karl will party at another reception at a chateau in Mazan.
The Daily Mail called this shit a low-key and simple wedding, and I guess compared to other celebrity weddings this is low-key and simple. But compared to all of the weddings I’ve been to, this is the opposite of simple. What in the hell is simple about flying everybody to France, wearing Chanel and drinking top shelf champagne with Kunty Karl under a tent on the grounds of some luxurious ass chateau?! Simple is getting married at the court house and having your reception in the barbecue area of the nearest park with catering provided by the El Pollo Loco drive-thru and cocktails provided by the booze aisle at Costco. My cousins know what I’m talking about.