Hot Slut Of The Day!

May 4, 2013 / Posted by:

Mr. Balls, the giant hairy ballsack who’s the official mascot of the Brazilian non-profit cancer organization the Associação de Assistência às Pessoas com Câncer.

If you’re ever having the greatest day at work and think that you have the best job in every universe, just remember these pictures and remind yourself that there’s a person out there in Brazil whose job is to greet families in a giant hairy nutsack costume. Their job will always be better than yours.

Gawker found these priceless pictures from a gallery on AAPEC’s website of the organization’s official mascot Mr. Balls greeting the masses at events. Unlike Donald Trump, who is permanently trapped in a hairy huevos costume, people don’t run away screaming from Mr. Balls. They love Mr. Balls. They love to hug Mr. Balls and take pictures with Mr. Balls and put their faces near his curly, greasy ball hairs. What’s not to love about Mr. Balls?

If you ignore the fact that he could pass for a long-lost Kardashian sister (but way more beautiful), you’ll fall in love with his buck teefs, poop-shaped eyebrows, Phoebe Price cheeks, pantyhose hands, pus-filled pimple nose, googly eyes, It’s Pat hairstyle and hot boots.

I wonder if Mr. Balls does private parties, because he’d be the perfect host for John Travolta’s monthly tea bag fiesta.

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