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May 3, 2013 / Posted by:

China’s new Circumcised Dick Building (official name)!

The high-level bridge queens of Scientology will have to rip up the architectural renderings of their new peen-shaped headquarters, because The People’s Daily beat them to it. When the still-in-construction HEADquarters of The People’s Daily, the official newspaper of China’s Communist Party, started taking shape, every ho with eyes looked it and shouted, “It’s a peen and it’s going to fuck us all!”

When the building’s done, it’s going to look more like an anus massager from the future, but that didn’t stop hos from making fun of it. The headquarters for CCTV is shaped like a giant pair of pants, so people have Photoshopped pictures of the Circumcised Dick Building shoved into the crotch part of the pants building. HuffPo says that the Communist Party wasn’t amused by this (even though you know those kinky shits were secretly fapping to the pictures) and China’s censors killed everybody’s orgasms. Hos who go on Weibo and search for pictures of The People’s Daily building are getting the message: “According to relevant laws, regulations and policies, search results cannot be displayed.”

The peen haters in China need to get over it and fully embrace their peen building, because the world can never have enough peen buildings. They should dick it out completely. They should put jizz-shaped elevators in it and put bulging veins all over the windows. Go full peen. But really, that building isn’t going to be around much longer. As I type this, John Travolta is planning to lube himself up and sky dive naked over that building. It’ll be there one minute and gone the next, and sitting in its place will be a satisfied Travolta.

Here’s a video explaining China’s new cocktroversy.

(Thanks, Maria)

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