The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 2nd!

May 3, 2013 / Posted by:

“Teen Mom Farrah decided to expand her marketing campaign for her porno, The “double doody” plunger now comes FREE with each Backdoor Teen Mom purchase!” – The one and only JAMS


Anal beads and a plunger, now you can clog and unclog at the same time. – svp

IN THIS ECONOMY, even the Lands End Overstock website has reached a new low. “Not quite perfect” ski poles, my ass! – BaconSlut

Suck & Fuck. – itsthebritneybitch

via The Chive

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