Afternoon Crumbs

May 3, 2013 / Posted by:

Here’s Drew Sidora as T-Boz, Keke Palmer as  Chilli and Lil’ Mama as Left Eye in VH1’s TLC biopic….. Hmmmm.. I don’t remember Left Eye looking like a wonk-eyed special Muppet who’s just been possessed – Indiewire

Zoe Saldana doesn’t have to worry if the theater’s bathroom is out of toilet paper, because she’s got enough for everyone on her dress – Lainey Gossip 

Jamie Lynn Spears’ water broke again –  Drunken Stepfather

Don’t worry, Baby Kimye will make all that money back after Pimp Mama Kris shoves it out onto the stroll – The Superficial

A former nanny writes a book saying that Pimp Mama Kris is a horrible human being. Thank you, Caption Obvious – IDLYITW

What in penguin waiter HELL is Jaden Smith wearing? – Just Jared

Simon Cowell is just a little jealous, because Demi Lovato’s chichis are almost more plump than his – Celebitchy

Happy Shirtless Friday, get the gallon tub of lube – The Berry 

Justin Bieber doesn’t want a girl asking him out on a date because he’s afraid he will lose his masculinity….. Too easy. – I’m Not Obsessed

Ryan Gosling and a water bottle. The end. – Popsugar

Those Millions of Crazy Bitches are pissed at a commercial about a dude manscaping, where the fuck were they when Trojan was whoring their pocket vibrators? – Towleroad

Lindsay Lohan has never looked hotter! – ICYDK

Gwen Stefani is still smearing her face with the coagulated blood of virgins – Popoholic

Be sure NOT to set your DVR on September 9th for Bethenny Frankenstein’ss talk show – Reality Tea

Alice Eve isn’t afraid of gravity – Hollywood Tuna

Something to help put you to sleep tonight – OMG Blog

Miranda Kerr looks confused while pretending to play basketball – Moe Jackson

Sharpen your finger nails and help pop some black heads off of Jay Leno’s chin – SOW

Detox was EVERYTHING at the RuPaul’s Drag Race Reunion – Crunk and Disorderly

Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

alt="drupal analytics" >