Open Post: Hosted By Beauty Incarnate
May 2, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K
Weekend detention to those of you who just said that Lindsay Lohan is looking hot. That homely hag Lindsay Lohan wishes her wax skin was so tight that it’s crushing whatever bones she has left in her face. And Lindsay Lohan prays every night that she’ll wake up looking like an albino Asian ThunderCat on the prowl.
I’m going to stop now and let these gorgeous pictures of the stunning Jocelyn Wildenstein and her equally as stunning piece Lloyd Klein speak for themselves. And by “speak,” I really mean scream until you’re hiding under the table.
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