Afternoon Crumbs

May 2, 2013 / Posted by:

A 13-year-old Cher in her mug shot or Adam from Girls? – Towleroad

Lea Michele at a hockey game, too bad she wasn’t the puck  – Lainey Gossip

It’s a good thing Paulina Gretzky can have some privacy time with her pool and a cameraman – Drunken Stepfather

Jenny McCarthy pulls a Jenny McCarthy by talking about tween boners – The Superficial

Hilary Duff looks like a chipmunk stuck in a red Solo Cup – Hollywood Tuna

Katy Perry’s super religious dad called her a “devil child,” which would make him Satan then, right? – Celebitchy

Alternate title: Celebs With Spandex Crotch – The Berry

Goopy Paltrow just threw a duck egg at her publicist’s head, because every magazine on the planet is supposed to name her the world’s sexiest, most beautiful human – Popoholic

Suri must’ve left her post at the front door for a second, because she let Katie Holmes out of the house SANS FARDS – Just Jared

The jar of Manic Panic is in your court, Kingston Rossdale – ICYDK

But more importantly, why is Keira Knightley dressed like a toddler?   – Popsugar

Posh Beckham let Harper the 7th borrow a pair of her jeans – I’m Not Obsessed

Lil Wayne blames his seizures on epilepsy, not Sizzurp, again – IDLYITW

Georgia Salpa does her best Kim Kartrashian impression, looks better than the actual Kim Kartrashian while doing so (although, that’s not saying much) – Moe Jackson

The bad shit might’ve killed Chris “Mac Daddy” Kelly – HuffPo

The only masters degree Backdoor Teen Mom Farrah is pursuing is one in fame whoring – RealityTea

Theme park rides made of chewing tobacco and beer…. Welcome to Lindsay Lohan’s Shangri-La! – Videogum

…but twerking is better than tweaking, so lets look at the positive side of this situation – Jezebel

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