What In The Hell Kind Of GD Photo Shoot Is This?

May 1, 2013 / Posted by:

In the June issue of Elle UK, Miley Cyrus threw a little lukewarm hate at RiRi, Lady CaCa and the world’s brightest stars Courtney Stodden and Shauna Sand when she spat out this crap:

“A star is someone who doesn’t have to take her clothes off to be sexy because you naturally have star power. Sex does sell, but you have to find a way that’s not just showing your tits. I don’t want to be a glorified model. They just walk on stage and it’s all about their clothes – or lack of clothes.”

And now here’s Miley showing every part of her tits but the nipples in V Magazine. This must be Miley’s way of telling us that she’s not a star. We already knew that, Miley!

This anarchist chipmunk meets butch hooker photo shoot is such a mess that I actually like it. Miley is trying so hard that she doesn’t care if she splits her cooche in two by giving herself a first degree pussy wedgie. I don’t even think she cares that some of her facial expressions make her look like she just made an oopsie in her panties. If Justin Bieber got titty implants and starred in a lesbian porn parody of Tank Girl, this is what the promo pics from it would look like.

And if you see Billy Ray Cyrus stumbling around the streets and mumbling to himself in between nibbling on a piece of possum jerky, it’s because he saw these pictures and he’s so, so confused.

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