Open Post: Hosted By Kate Moss Looking Like A Drunken, Glamorous 80s Mess

May 1, 2013 / Posted by:

Getting boozed up is a nightly activity for Kate Moss and sometimes it gets boring, so she has to spice it up a bit. Last night she spiced it up by getting drunk while looking like she rolled around on the pile of dirty clothes in the Dynasty costume closet. Kate got Sammy Jo’d up for publicist Fran Cutler’s 80s-themed birthday party in London last night.

You’re doing glamour right when you look like you reek of Oleg Cassini perfume and are always asking people if they have a spare Virginia Slim. Kate probably lives for an 80s-themed birthday party, because she can openly pour her entire stash of coke on the mirrored coffee table and drop her face on top of it. Bitches can’t give her shit, because it’s part of the theme!

And here’s some EXCLUSIVE video of Kate dancing at the party:

I know, Kate wishes she had moves like that. Is the saxophone powering Sammy Jo’s moves or are Sammy Jo’s moves powering the saxophone. That is the question. And I’m wrong for comparing Kate to Alexis Carrington and Sammy Jo, because those two would never change into a t-shirt during a party. How dreadful.

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