Only Ugly People Say That Amanda Bynes Is Crazy

May 1, 2013 / Posted by:

Amanda Bynes tweeted these bathroom selfies of her in a bra yesterday and said that she’s 135lbs and needs to be 100lbs. Somebody should tell Amanda that she really is 100lbs, because that thirsty in-need-of-an-iv-drip weave weighs at least 40 pounds.

Amanda took a little time out from her current career as a professional tweeter and selfie taker to tell InTouch Weekly that she doesn’t care if people call her crazy, because the only people that call her crazy are ugly and ugly people have no place in her hot, hot world.

“I have no clue [why people say I’m insane]. Every time I’ve heard it, it came from an ugly person’s mouth, so I don’t care. The only ones lying about me having a mental illness are people I don’t talk to. I only have hot friends. They have my back until I die.”

I’m sure that the friends in Amanda’s head life are beyond hot, but if they truly had her back, they’d tell her to stop.

Amanda also told InTouch that the homely-faced uglies say that she’s a drunk pot head, but that’s another lie out of the mouths of uglies, because she’s allergic to alcohol and she doesn’t smoke weed, she only smokes tobacco. Amanda doesn’t spend her time filling the hallways of her apartment building with the sweet scent of the good shit, because she’s way too busy working on her body, her fashion line and her music career.

“I’m getting in shape for all the photo shoots. I like being 100 pounds… 21 to go! I’ll design clothes and sing because I want to, not because I need the money. I love singing and I can’t wait to start working on an album.”

So if you think Amanda Bynes is crazy for thinking that the pot she smokes is tobacco, you’re ugly. If you think Amanda Bynes is crazy for thinking 135lbs is too heavy, you’re ugly. If you think Amanda Bynes is crazy for thinking that only ugly people think she’s crazy, you’re ugly. Excuse her sanity, you ugly bitches!

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