Page Six says that Naomi Campbell has temporarily hopped off of the Russian peen on real estate mogul Vladimir Doronin, because she’s way too busy being a judge on the British version of The Face and he’s way too busy petting a white Persian pussy while contemplating his plan to take over the world (or whatever the hell Russian billionaires do).
Naomi and Vladimir have been together for five years, but some source says that they’re always on-and-off and their relationship is more like a business arrangement. Naomi is the kind of glamorous piece that Vladimir likes to have on his arm and he treats her nice. The source went on to say this shit:
“Naomi and Vlad have a complex relationship, and sometimes break up and make up. In many ways their relationship is like a business arrangement. Naomi brings glamor to his hotels and properties, and he treats her extremely well. But they spend a lot of time apart due to work commitments.”
Some other source said that Vladimir and Naomi are definitely over and he was flirting with some new hos at the Rose Bar in NYC recently.
Fun fact: Vladimir separated from his wife Ekaterina in 1998, but they’re technically still married.
Living with Naomi is probably a lot like living with a narcoleptic tiger. One minute, she’s sleeping like a precious angel and the next minute she’s coming at your throat with her claws. Actually, it’s wrong of me to compare that crazy bitch to a narcoleptic tiger, because I don’t think narcoleptic tigers punch in their sleep and Naomi definitely does. So despite all of that, Naomi found a dude who’s hot, Russian, a billionaire and he treats her crazy ass right? Naomi should be holding on to that dick the same way her maid holds on to a crucifix necklace when she pulls out a BlackBerry. I’m going to tell Naomi the same thing she told Karolina Kurkova on The Face, “You’re an idiot.”
Maybe Vladimir dumped Naomi and left her for Big Bird, because I see the orgasm in his eyes as he touches those yellow feathers.