Lindsay Lohan’s Priorities Are In Order, As Always

May 1, 2013 / Posted by:

When you’re getting ready to shuffle into court-ordered rehab, your first thought should always be, “What do I wear?!” Because court-ordered rehab IS the fashion event of the season.

Lindsay Lohan will check into 90-day rehab tomorrow and she Instagrammed (and then deleted) this picture of her packing last night and added the caption, “90 days and 270 looks.” If you’re looking at this picture and spot the missing studded jeans that LiLo probably stole from your dirty laundry basket, don’t be mad. I’m sure she’ll work the hell out of them in rehab.

TMZ says that as of now, LiLo doesn’t really know which rehab facility will host her daily rehab chic fashion show. The judge and the City Attorneys for Santa Monica and L.A. have already okayed the Seafield Center in the Hamptons, but she’s having second thoughts about the place. It’s a non-smoking zone and she doesn’t think she can keep her mouth off of a lit fag for 90 days. Seafield also won’t let her bring 270 looks in. They only allow 7 outfits.

LiLo might check into Morningside Recovery Center in Newport Beach, CA, because they’re okay with patients smoking. The problem with that is the City Attorneys haven’t signed off on Morningside.

Like LiLo cares about rules. Bitch will still go to Seafield and every time she wants to inhale some Marlboro smoke, she’ll just do this with her roommate.

Besides, those hos at Seafield won’t even notice her smoking, because they’ll be too dazzled and hypnotized by her *FASHIONS*.

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