Afternoon Crumbs

May 1, 2013 / Posted by:

Scenes from Teen Mom Farrah’s private backdoor sex tape… You can tell it was meant to be private, because it’s lit bright and if you put your ear to one of the pictures, you can almost hear the director say, “Now stick the tip in her butt…” Totally private! – ICYDK

Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands abdicated the throne yesterday and all the royals from around the world came out except for the hottest royal of them all: the Duchess of Alba! – Lainey Gossip

Things I want in my mouth: Peeeeeeeen….yata cookies – The Berry 

Khlozilla is the Basement Baby of the Kartrashians – The Superficial 

RiRi’s shoes look like alien intestines – Hollywood Tuna 

What Justin Bieber would look like if he had to pay his Lamborghini bills by turning tricks as a trans hip hop hooker – Drunken Stepfather

Benadryl Cumsinbatches is The Sun’s sexiest British lizard – Celebitchy

I don’t think shouting the word “bomb” in the middle of Boston is a good idea right now, but other than that, keep on, keep on, Kevin SpaceyTowleroad

I must be on the wrong kind of acid, because I actually like Zoe Saldana’s fugged up dress – Popoholic

This is how most people react when they see Courtney Stodden up close – Jezebel

The Outsiders: Lesbian Version – Popsugar

Does Gorilla Head Giudice have an alibi? – Reality Tea 

Screw Jakey Gyllenhaal and screw Marcus Mumsthewordorwhatever! Who’s the hot ho in the diamond sweater? – Just Jared

The drunk kettle calls the drunk pot a mean drunk – HuffPo

Why don’t I remember these nipples from Ally McBeal? – OMG Blog

And A.J. “Fuckin’ Shit” Clemente will start a Kickstarter campaign to get him to Hollywood in 3…2.. – Videogum

Belize from Angels in America got a DUI – Hollywood Rag 

How to use 27-piece hair as eye lashes and other priceless tips from The Real Housewives of Benning Road Crunk + Disorderly

Sofia Vergara will have to use a leased baby oven if she wants to have another kid – I’m Not Obsessed

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