Pimp Mama Kris finally released Nana Bruce from her cold, dead demon claws and let ole’ girl have some fun on the water with his hot sons Brody and Brandon Jenner in Greece yesterday. After seeing gross picture after gross picture of those Kardashian kunts in swimsuits, I, for one, am happy to see 63-year-old Bruce Jenner airing out his chile rellenos titties. That JCPenney salon special on Bruce’s head makes him look like a cross between Ann Romano’s psycho memaw and a senior citizen Chucky doll after taking too many female hormones. That IS the look.
This is the hottest ad for Estroven I’ve ever seen.
PMK has totally motorboated those chichis before, so I would not hit it. But I would massage his hands with Jean Nate lotion while we watch his favorite Murder, She Wrote episode together.