Afternoon Crumbs

April 30, 2013 / Posted by:

Either Johnny Depp’s shirt is stained for the movie he’s shooting or his trailer ran out of toilet paper – Lainey Gossip

Lance Bass gave coming out advice to Jason Collins, which makes sense since Lance Bass is the head of the gay community welcoming committee Towleroad

Pour some fruit cocktail on Brit Brit’s cottage cheese and let’s have a snack! – The Superficial

Alice Eve shows us what Barbie would look like if she got nipples sewn onto her tits – Hollywood Tuna

Ceiling Eyes still exists, but I wish somebody would tell her that she’s only allowed to pose in magazines if her hot, drunken mother poses with her – Drunken Stepfather

Denise Richards is already competing with her daughter – Celebitchy

The Beliebers haven’t offed Selena Gomez… yet – Popoholic

If a Real Housewife cries real tears, does she melt? – RealityTea

You can feel proud about living in the world today, because we’re all living in a world where nobody is stupid enough to buy $30 socks from a Kartrashian – ICYDK

Pink is a reformed slut, but I’ve always said that once a slut, always a slut (I have tattooed on my ass lips) – Jezebel

Now I’m craving pistachio ice cream, thanks to Katy PerryIDLYITW

Chris Brown confirms the obvious, but thanks for that – HuffPo

Why does AnnaLynne McCord think it’s 1970? – Moe Jackson

The Black Hat Man from Poltergeist looks different…. – JustJared

And you know Kim and Kanye are going to try to get a tax write-off from those donations Popsugar

Cinco de Delicioso – The Berry

Sherri Shepherd serving up some Tasmanian Devil in daytime drag glamour – Crunk and Disorderly

Brad Garrett talks about his peen and let’s never talk about Brad Garrett’s peen again – SOW

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