Hot Slut Of The Day!

April 29, 2013 / Posted by:

K. Michelle, the R&B chanteuse with the ho shit anthem of the month.

Because this generation really needs its own Millie Jackson, K. Michelle (which is the dyslexic female version of my name, FYI) put out a beautiful and touching song that speaks to us full-time sluts, part-time sluts and temp sluts. If you’re a virgin who is only getting married, because you want to be all religious and save yourself for your marriage, this is the perfect song to play at your wedding. Shit, this is the perfect song to play at any wedding, because it’s that beautiful. Here’s a piece of the lyrics and it’s impossible to believe that the spirit of William Shakespeare and the spirit of Luther Vandross didn’t write this musical love sonnet together:

Cuz I just wanna fuck
And not fall in love
I’m over all the pain that love can bring
Tonight I want sex that don’t mean a thing
That don’t make me no slut
A woman has her needs
So don’t go catching feelings for me
Tonight I want sex that doesn’t mean a thing

Pimp Mama Kris might threaten K. Michelle with a lawsuit, because that’s the Kardashian family oath right there. But really, this song is a poetic masterpiece and if somebody ever makes a musical about Gerard Butler’s life story, they should rework this song and use it as the show’s grand finale.

You know a usually shitty Monday is going to be a good Monday when for the rest of the day you’ll be singing, “I just wanna fuuuuuuuuuuck….

(Thanks, Danielle)

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