A blow-up doll factory in China sees Courtney Stodden as their finest and greatest creation, but I guess she figures that you can always perfect perfection. Because yesterday, Courtney and her pimp mom Krista had lunch with hot plastic surgeon type Dr. Tim Neavins at Lisa Vanderpump’s restaurant Villa Blanca in Beverly Hills. When choosing a plastic surgeon, you should always choose one that looks like he can easily work as a Don Draper/Superman impersonator/stripper on the weekends.
I don’t know why the porn iguana met with Dr. McHotStubble since she’s already an exquisitely crafted art piece of demure perfection. Maybe she was meeting with that hot doctor, because she wants him to surgically remove a lumpy, pus-filled growth named Doug Hutchison from her life.
Or maybe Dr. McHotStubble wanted to meet with Courtney, because hundreds of patients come to him and tell them that they want to look just like her, so he needed to see her up close for himself. Dr. Neavins will now have to tell his patients that it’s impossible to duplicate such perfection.
Here’s Courtney Stodden gracefully getting into a car and showing all of that covering your chest with four droopy padded-bras and half-melted cutlets will make your tits look like two saggy Whoopee cushions filled with tapioca pudding. Droopy tits will be all the rage this year because of the porn iguana.