Hot Slut Of The Day!

April 27, 2013 / Posted by:

No, that isn’t the Carrie Bradshaw doll from the Sex and the City doll collection. It’s Evil Scowlene, the hot, cracked out villainess on meth from the 80s cartoon MoonDreamers.

Last night I learned that when I mix sparkling pink wine, Popeye’s chicken, weed and Little Debbie Strawberry Shortcake Rolls, the broken down DOS machine in my head spits up the memory of MoonDreamers. MoonDreamers was this cartoon that lasted for exactly one second in 1986. It was about these celestial dream fairies with glamorous drag queen hair whose sole purpose was to deliver sweet dreams into the heads of Earth children and Evil Scowlene did everything in her evil powers to stop them.

Evil Scowlene never slept a wink in her life and she was a raggedy mess from her richter scale eyebrows (or maybe those are more like tampon string eyebrows) to the creatures that lived in her dress. Evil Scowlene and her minions lived to kill dreams and she kept everyone awake with her nightmare crystals. Basically, Evil Scowlene was a meth dealer and the most glamorous meth dealer ever.

Here’s the opening of MoonDreamers and now that I look on it, the MoonDreamers were clearly rolling on E the entire time.

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