19-year-old Harry Styles had dinner with the Stewarts in L.A. the other night and some said that he was all over 33-year-old Kimbo Stewart and others said that he was all over 25-year-old Ruby Stewart and I said that he was obviously licking butter off of Rod Stewart’s voluptuous face mole. E! says they know which Stewart he’s screwing on and it’s none other than the relic from 2005 known as Kimberly Stewart.
Some source tells E! that Benicio Del Toro’s one night stand turned baby mother and Taylor Swift’s former stalking victim met through a mutual friend and it’s still early, but she likes him enough to introduce him to her whole family. The source said:
“Kim is very strong willed, she goes for what she wants and Harry appreciates that. It is a very new thing and we’ll see where it goes. She is exactly his type.”
I guess since Kimbo Stewart has one baby to take care of, she doesn’t mind taking care of another. I’m around Kimbo’s age and I couldn’t date a 19-year-old who looks like he just graduated from the 7th grade and looks like a toddler-aged Maggie Gyllenhaal in certain light. But I guess Kimbo’s got to do who she’s got to do to keep the paps coming at her.
And here’s some absolutely thrilling pictures of Harry getting coffee while Kimbo waited in the car.