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April 26, 2013 / Posted by:

Princess Frostine, the ho’d up version of Queen Frostine from Candy Land.

My favorite Candy Land character Queen Frostine used to look like this:

Over the years, Hasbro has changed Queen Frostine’s look half a dozen times (including that one dreadful time they gave her dishwater blond hair and a fugly bridesmaid-in-an-icecapades-themed-wedding pink dress) and now she looks like a deflated Bratz doll. They changed her name to Princess Frostine, made her wear a double corset for three months, lipoed her arms, got her leg lengthening surgery, shoved an implant into her chin, shaved her brows off, painted new ones on with a Sharpie, injected collagen into her lips and threw one of RuPaul’s old wigs onto her head. Then they made her stare at the ceiling for 10 days straight so her eyes would stay like that and she’d have permanent Audrina Patridge eyes. Now she looks like she fell right off of a Victoria’s Secret fashion show runway.

The new Queen, I mean Princess Frostine looks like she’s selling a different kind of candy. Get it, whore!

via The Atlantic

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