Taylor Swift’s former slumber party snuggle buddy Harry Styles went to dinner at Dan Tana’s in L.A. with a bunch of the Stewarts last night and depending on who you ask, he’s bumping nipples with one of them.
The photo agency Pacific Coast News says that 19-year-old Harry was holding hands and kissing on the 33-year-old baby mother of Benicio Del Toro, Kimbo Stewart. The only good thing that can come out of Harry dating Kimbo Stewart is the crazed Directioners dragging her the same way that motorbike dragged her on the red carpet a million years ago. But PopCandies TV has video of Harry picking up a different Stewart. They have a video of 25-year-old Ruby Stewart getting a ride (not that kind of ride) from Harry Styles. So which Stewart is it or is Harry the pass-around-patty of the Stewart family and is doing all of them?
I say that it’s not Kimbo and it’s not Ruby and it’s not Penny Lancaster. I say that it’s the sexiest and easiest blonde tramp of the Stewart family: Rod Stewart!
My proof is this picture of Harry behind Rod. You can cut the sexual tension between those two with Kimbo’s chin. Harry is gazing away, because he’s so wrapped in a walking dream where he’s sucking on Rod’s juicy German Shepherd mole. Finally, a couple I can get behind. And no, I didn’t mean that in more ways than one.