No different than my office, a bunch of dildos on a laptop….. – fleawatch
Rihanna finally wised up and cloned the only attractive thing about Chris Brown. – Ecce Homo
Since Drake won’t murder her pussy a depressed Amanda Bynes decided to murder her ass and thighs instead. – TFBuckFutter
A Scientology Easter basket—melts in your mouth, creams in your hand. – tbeez
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