Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

April 26, 2013 / Posted by:

This set of two married couples is A list and they always used to do everything together. It was always a strange pairing of couples, but it seemed to work for them. Over the past year though, there have only been two occasions and on both, the wife of the lesser known celebrity male was not there. reason? She told her husband that she has a thing for the more well known celebrity male. There have even been rumors the pair hooked up. (CDAN)

Beyonce, Jay-Z, Chris Martin and Goopy? If Jay-Z’s been asking Beyonce to wear a lace front over her vagine, she now knows why. He misses Goopy’s 70s bush.

Hello? I’d like to order up a sibling, please!

Guess who’s having a baby? It’s a superstar couple that everyone loves to hate!

Before you start getting all excited about a pregnancy, let’s get one thing straight: She is definitely NOT going to be giving birth to this one!

She has been trying to get pregnant for the past year or so, but it’s just not happening. Plus, publicity was a nightmare with the last baby. She was completely stressed out about baby bumps and weight and photos and clothes and rumors, and she really doesn’t want to go through that again!

So, they are phoning it in via surrogate. If the surrogate can hold the pregnancy (things look good so far), the birth will happen at the end of this year. Bring on the unusual names! (Blind Gossip)

I have a picture of Goopy and Chris Martin on a dart board in front of my toilet, so they’re my favorite superstar couple to hate. But I’m guessing this is about Beyonce.

Comedian Tig Nataro, who has three films coming out this year, is one of Sarah Silverman’s favorite collaborators.

She recently sat down with a reporter from Elle Magazine to talk about her life over the past year. During the interview, she revealed an interesting bit of information about her personal life.

From Elle Magazine:

“As Notaro was telling me this, she was playing with a loose, pink-faced platinum Rolex on her wrist. When I complimented her watch, Notaro’s reserved countenance cracked open for the first time in our conversation—she became visibly excited and a little flustered. As it turned out, the watch belongs to an actress Notaro has had a crush on for years, whom she started dating just as her life was shifting from terrible to incredible. ‘Tomorrow is her birthday, so I thought about getting this fixed,’ Notaro said. ‘I’m not a religious person; I’m not even, like, a spiritual person. But it felt like she was placed in my life, and it carried me through.'”

BTW, although we don’t know exactly which model of Rolex watch Tig was wearing, the Rolex Datejust 26mm President Platinum Diamond Ladies Watch retails for $52,000.

Yes, $52,000. (Blind Gossip)

I Googled “pink Rolex actress” and pictures of Charlize Theron, Elizabeth Hurley, Lindsay Lohan, Tara Reid, Jennifer Aniston and Minka Kelly came up. I don’t think Tig wants to be another SamRo, so LiLo is out. I don’t think Tig wants whiskey-infused barf on her crotch, so Tara Reid is out. I don’t think Tig wants Derek Jeter germs on her sex parts, so Minka Kelly is out. I’ll go with Charlize even though it’s not Charlize, because I think a lot of hos pray to God to bring them Charlize Theron.

This celebrity is fast approaching A list status. He is a tweener. A tweener who pops up every now and again in pap photos and usually has an equally famous female tweener on his arm. There was one special tweener he had his eyes on for awhile and they had some supervised dating. The female is fast approaching A list status herself but in an entirely different profession. The supervised dating led to unsupervised dating which led to a pregnancy scare which led to one last chance at supervised dating. The couple, being tweeners still found ways to be alone and the relationship was becoming more and more serious. The parents of the female started freaking out, but not quite as much as when their perfectly crafted daughter was caught up in a little bit of a drug scandal which would have rocked the family to the core. Going through their daughter’s phone, they found photos of her boyfriend doing lines of coke and a bunch of lines waiting to be snorted. The daughter insisted she did not do any drugs. The parents made her take a drug test but no one knows what the results were. Meanwhile they told the male tweener to stay very far away and if he didn’t, they would see the photos were published. They wouldn’t have done it though because it would have sent their future money earner down with him. (CDAN)

Jaden Smith and one of those Jenner girls he’s supposedly dating? I went to the Jack in the Box drive-thru today and was told that they didn’t have monster tacos and that still didn’t make me as sad as reading that Jaden Smith is close to A-list does.

This former A list tweener and now just a general all around a-hole was hanging out with his friend and surrounded by a group of women who are fans. Well, were fans probably. Our former Tweener kept grabbing himself and asking who wanted some of him and for the women to not be shy. His friend also did the same thing and our tweener kept offering the both of them. When none of the women took them up on their offer he referred to them all as lesbian bitches. (CDAN)

Donny Osmond, of course!

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