Minutes after Selena Gomez electrocuted Justin Bieber with shock therapy nipple clamps (that’s the only explanation for that hair), somebody (his publicist) took a picture of them getting gross and threw it up on Instagram. The Biebs added the note:
“You’ve been makin music for too long babe come cuddle” -her
HA. Makin’ music? I don’t see a Fisher-Price keyboard and a Playskool Rocktivity music table. You know he’s either Skyping with Usher or playing a Bob the Builder game.
Of course, this STUNT QUEEN picture has made a million Beliebers stand on the rails of their cribs and threaten to jump. Here’s just a few of the most priceless responses:
Help in having a panic attack maybe I should get my priorities straight this picture makes me sad
Selena your a fucking ugly whore and we all fucking hate you and your an asshole and hurt justin so bad and you were a sarcastic bitch I don’t ducking know why you would take her back justin that was a stupid choice.
I thought u loved me but know i see u don’t .i thought u were not gonna be back with her after all the bad things she said about you but I was wrong I don’t want to be a #belieber anymore . And when u break up with her I promised my self that if u got back with her ill kill my self because I love u and I don’t want to see u hurting again because of her . I know you might not see this because u are with her but I just want u to know I will always love u and ill protect u from #heaven I wish u the best bey . I killed my self for good
Puta selena justo publicas esto el dia que se cumplen 7 meses desde que avalanna murio
THIS IS AN OLD PIC. THERE’S NO TATTOO ON HIS BICEP. SO CONFUSED WHY WOULD HE POST AN OLD PICTURE
WHAT !? R USE DADTING AGAIN !? JELAAAAAA
And it goes on and on and on and on… I don’t ducking know why Justin would do this, but I’m glad he did, because this is equal parts hilarious and sad (but it’s not as sad as me spending my Friday night getting drunk and watching children meltdown on Instagram).
But you know, none of the Beliebers seemed to be concerned that in this picture Selena looks like she’s about to drag Justin Bieber up to the attic to kill him.