Amanda Bynes Got The Skillrex

April 26, 2013 / Posted by:

When I first read the headline “Amanda Bynes Shaves Her Hair,” I expected to see some second coming of Brit Brit shit and I was about to hide all the green umbrellas, but Wheelchair Jimmy’s number one stalker only shaved half of her head. It’s begins… Amanda tweeted out this note to the media with the pictures of her new hair and her aluminum foil cheek:

I buzzed half my head like @cassie! No more old photos! This is the new me! I love it!

Yeah, it’s a good thing that she shaved some of that busted weave off, but the Skillrex look must be stopped. Dr. Kimberly Shaw did it better than everyone. And what’s really terrifying is that now that Amanda’s got shaved sides, she looks like a Miley Cyrus clone. They’re multiplying. We don’t need two!

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