Afternoon Crumbs

April 26, 2013 / Posted by:

My hero photobombs Pimp Mama Kris and does a spot-on Kartrashian Sister impersonation at the same time – Buzzfeed

Cameron Diaz probably took a weed whacker to the haunted forest on Goopy Paltrow’s crotch – Lainey Gossip

Tuc Watkins will always be Dorian Lord’s scheming boy toy to me and here he is talking about being a single gay dad – Towleroad

It’s a good day when Brit Brit’s tits are sitting in a bra and her weave looks like it just got back from the groomers – The Superficial 

Ashley Jizzdale once again proves that duckface is an incurable disease – Drunken Stepfather

Spoken look a true, bona fide Scientologist, Will Smith! – Celebitchy

The evolution of Tom HardyThe Berry 

Shayne Lamas was recently hospitalized for stress caused by her marriage and I guess nothing soothes the nerves like a good old-fashioned staged photo shoot with your kid – Hollywood Tuna 

Avril Lavigne looks like one of the South Park vampire kids come to life – Popoholic

Screw Chelsea Handler, tell me more about her mullet-wearing sister on the far right – ICYDK

Daddy Spears needs to up Normal Guy Dave’s clothing allowance – Just Jared

Pfft, White Oprah and Lindsay Lohan do this with crack smoke all the time – Jezebel

Um, to me, nothing is holier than being a Victoria’s Secret AngelIDLYITW

Katt Williams’ community service sentence is a punishment to the community – HuffPo

I thought Ashton Kutcher was this country’s premiere human sanitary pad – OMG Blog 

Brangelina are ruining the environment – I’m Not Obsessed

“Hey, y’all! I know y’all know my name, now where’s the bar?”Laura Jeanne Poon  – Popsugar

Melissa Gilbert got married – SOW

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