Jessica Alba Wore A Double Corset For Three Months To Lose Weight

April 25, 2013 / Posted by:

Right after her second baby came out of her body, Jessica Alba wanted her stomach to be as flat as her acting skills again, so she wrapped two girdles around her body and suffocated her stomach night and day for three months straight. MiserAlba was extra MiserAlba. Yes, her internal organs are shaped like crepes now and she had to scrape the girdle butter off her torso every night, but at least she’s got a flat stomach again! MiserAlba told Net-a-Porter:

“It was brutal; it’s not for everyone. I wore a double corset day and night for three months. It was sweaty, but worth it.”

A double corset night and day? Does that mean ho even wore that rib crusher when she was doing fuck times with her man? Trying to get off while your organs are getting crushed and you’re trying to breathe does not sound like a good time. Just thinking about that crap makes me want to rub my gut while eating a Popeye’s drumstick dipped in mashed potatoes and gravy. Bitch is crazy. But really, we all know that the only thing she had wrapped around her stomach were bandages after getting a tummy tuck lipo special.

Here’s Jessica in the Caribbean a few weeks ago.

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