Dina Eastwood Goes To Rehab For Anxiety And Depression

April 25, 2013 / Posted by:

Seen above doing an impersonation of Jackie Stallone looking at the stars or Homer Simpson trying to bite at a donut on a string, Clint Eastwood’s wife Dina Eastwood has checked into a rehab facility in Arizona to deal a severe case of the sads and a severe case of the worries. This is just further proof that doing a reality show will screw with your brains and emotions.

TMZ says that the star of E!’s Mrs. Eastwood & Company is in rehab to get treated for depression and anxiety, and she doesn’t have any issues with drugs or booze. Clint’s rep had nothing to say about this.

Clint’s rep doesn’t need to say anything, because everyone knows what’s really going on. Walking in on Clint canoodling, humping and having intimate conversations with his empty chair finally drove Dina Eastwood to the edge. It’s hard enough dealing with the wooden whore who is ruining your marriage, but it’s extra hard when you have to sit on that wooden whore to eat dinner at the table every night.

Here’s Clint and Dina at the Palm Springs International Film Festival Gala in 2009.

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