Afternoon Crumbs

April 25, 2013 / Posted by:

jeal·ous·y – an emotion I feel toward that plastic baby doll – Lainey Gossip

My ear drums haven’t yet recovered from being beaten up by Russell Crowe’s singing voice and now Hollywood is going to make sure that my ear drums stay bruised, because they want Channing Tatum to sing in the Guys & Dolls remake – The Berry 

Marvel is so wrong for putting Quicksilver in an Avengers movie after Andy Rooney’s death, because he was the only one with brows glorious enough to play that role – The Superficial 

What Michelle Rodriguez is trying to say is that she likes a butch chick who knows how to operate a strap-on – Celebitchy

RuPaul gets in bed with Joan RiversTowleroad

This isn’t a promo video for H&M. It’s private home videos of Beyonce having a regular day at the beach – Drunken Stepfather

The look IS Kate Hudson looking like a mob mistress/used car dealership secretary – Hollywood Tuna 

Selena Gomez’s doing the bindi thing again… – Popoholic

I didn’t know Claire’s sold yellow glass rings – Reality Tea 

Mischa Barton actually looks good in a “prairie time maid” sort of way – ICYDK

Ireland Baldwin is as good at dancing as Alec Baldwin is at not being a douche – IDLYITW

Well, aren’t Elektra and Spider-Man arch rivals? – Just Jared

Chuck Bass is wearing the same outfit I wore to my first day of the 4th grade and it wasn’t cute then and it really isn’t cute now – Popsugar

Vanessa Minnillo is going to put the zzzzz in Ohio – Celebslam

My ears are the wettest in the building, because they’re filled with barf – Crunk + Disorderly

The weirdest and most disturbing threesome I’ve seen in a while – SOW

“And the only boobs I’m interested in signing are the ones on Jesse Metcalfe!” said Tommy Girl I’m Not Obsessed

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