Lindsay Lohan’s Got A New-ish Sugar Daddy

April 24, 2013 / Posted by:

Since Lindsay Lohan has a reputation as the rudest snatch on both coasts to uphold, she showed up 45 minutes to the Broadway play Orphans last night. Hey, LiLo has a good excuse! Negotiating a nightly rate with one of your newer johns takes time and can’t be rushed.

One of LiLo’s sugar daddies got crossed out of her black book after his dumb ass got arrested for trying to smuggle drugs onto a plane, so she’s got a spot open for a new benefactor (yes, I see what I did there and I don’t like the image either). LiLo’s date last night was wealthy Saudi entrepreneur Mohammed Al Turki who’s also produced the movies Arbitrage and What Maisie Knew. The Daily Mail says that Mohammed Al Turki isn’t exactly a new trick. LiLo hung out with him at the amfAR gala in February and he was her date to Lady CaCa’s perfume launch party in September.

LiLo’s supposed to check into 90-day rehab on May 2nd, so what’s going to happen to all her sugar daddies? What if her plan to trick the rehab staff by putting a decoy (a rotting Jack-O-Lantern with red rubber lips) in her room so she can sneak out doesn’t work? What if she has to stay there? Will her sugar daddies find a new sugar baby? I’m sure LiLo won’t let this happen. She’ll get White Oprah to temporarily take her place. White Oprah also looks like she’s on the wrong side of 65 and just like LiLo, she can pour a shot, cut a line, give a hand job and steal a wallet all at the same time. Those sugar daddies won’t know the difference at all.

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