Hot Slut Of The Day!

April 24, 2013 / Posted by:

Grandma Ann, the first winner of BBC Two’s Great British Sewing Bee!

Great British Sewing Bee is a reality show that takes a bunch of amateur sewers and makes them battle to the death for the title of Britain’s best home sewer (aka the most coveted title in Britain next to Harvey Price’s full-time au pair). I couldn’t tell you if the sewers ever tried to stab each other with sewing needles or sabotaged each other by rigging the machines, because I haven’t seen even two seconds of an episode. The first time I heard about this show was last night when Dlisted reader RichBitch nominated Grandma Ann for HSOTD. Grandma Ann beat all of those other sewing hos and is now the Grand Bitch Queen of Sewing in Britain. Rich made a strong case for why Grandma Ann should be HSOTD:

She sews shit! And she’s eighty fucking One!

She does upside down yoga! At eighty fucking One!

She is brutally fucking hot!

SOLD! And when Grandma Ann gets excited (see above), she makes a face like she just smelled something musty coming from your genital area and you should really wash your crotch out in the bathroom sink over there, because you’re grossing her out.

Hooray for Grandma Ann!

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