Afternoon Crumbs

April 24, 2013 / Posted by:

Reese Witherspoon was too boozed up to lift her head up in her mug shot. Who hasn’t been there, right? That’s why police stations should always have a long stick handy. You never know when you need to prop up a drunk mess’ head for their police station portrait session – Lainey Gossip 

The Black Widow got a blow out, but in more important Captain America news, I really hope that pink flamingo plays the main villain – The Superficial 

If Michael Bay directed Spring Breakers…. – Drunken Stepfather

JWoww needs to re-synchronize her plastic titty eggs – Hollywood Tuna 

And here’s Sharon Needles as RuTowleroad

It’s funny that Rob Kardashian should say that, because that’s exactly what Khloe Kardashian said when she gained a bunch of chunk – Celebitchy

Bravo calls their Real Housewives for toddlers franchise a mix of “Jane Austen novels, Fiddler on the Roof and John Hughes movies…” So basically, Bravo is just pulling shit out of their asses now – Reality Tea

I wish Snoop Lion will accidentally confirm that we don’t have to call him Snoop Lion anymore – IDLYITW

Michelle Rodriguez channels her inner lipstick lesbian for Cosmo Latina – Popoholic

Bradley Cooper and Rachel McAdams ate waffles together, which totally means that they’re totally doing it in the middle of beard negotiations – ICYDK

And in 30 years, our children will squint at their screens when they read that the DIY Network is doing a show called Justin Bieber Goes MennoniteVideogum

THANK ALL THE GODS FOR THIS! – Just Jared

Someone has been turning entries from Jennifer Love Hewitt’s dream journal into art again – OMG Blog

Erica Mena knows how to dress – Moe Jackson 

Vintage GoopyThe Berry 

So I guess this means that the original lyrics to I Saw The Sign were, “I saw the Swastika and it opened up my eyes….” – HuffPo

Leonardo DiCaprio reunited with his true love Lukas HaasPopsugar

Kelly Brook in FHM Turkey – Hollywood Rag

Somebody please tell Hilary Duff’s kid that Coachella is over! – I’m Not Obsessed

If Elvira was tanned, midget aerobics instructor from the 80s  – SOW

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