And this is what Kanye’s face looks like when he’s with Kim Kartrashian:
Kanye West ranted about how Jay-Z’s song with Justin Timberlake Suit & Tie should really be called Shit & Die, but his opinion didn’t break them up and Jay-Z is still Kanye’s third real love (his first being himself and his second being his MacBook Air). When Kanye saw Jay-Z coming out of a car in SoHo yesterday, he lit up like Givenchy just gave him a year supply of leather skirts. He lit up like he does when he sees his own reflection in the mirror over his bed in the morning. He lit up like I’d light up if I found a stash of weed in a bag of Andy Capp Hot Fries. Kanye was so happy he could’ve farted out his Hermes butt plug.
And then later, when he met up with Kim his happy face melted into a sad face. Kanye looked like someone just pooted on his MacBook Air. He looked like someone said “SIKE!” after telling him that Givenchy just offered him a year supply of leather skirts. He was the saddest Gay Fish in all the land. Okay, he might’ve smiled like once when he was with Kim, but we all know why that happened:
So, Kim, when Kanye cracks a smile around you, it’s only because he’s thinking of Jay, bitch. He’s thinking of Jay…