QUICK! Cover Chester Cheetah’s Eyes!

April 23, 2013 / Posted by:

Betrayal comes in many forms and today betrayal comes in the form of these pictures of Brit Brit Spears putting her mouth on a delicious cheesy grocery snack that didn’t come from the sticky loins of Chester Cheetah. Brit Brit hasn’t changed her weave and her love of fug footwear in years, and I figured that she would never change her undying devotion for Cheetos, but I was wrong. Brit Brit has cheated on Cheetos a few times before, but on Sunday, she did it in broad daylight and in front of the Cheetolings. Shameless!

This is the reason why Chester cries. It’s also the reason why Chester will spend his night drowning his sorrows in Cheetos vodka while singing the lyrics to a Toni Braxton song. You know a ho’s heart is really broken when they’re singing some Toni Braxton shit.

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