Hot Slut Of The Day!

April 23, 2013 / Posted by:

Carl’s Jr. Strawberry Pop-Tart Ice Cream Sandwich!

A drive to Newport Beach, CA is in my near future, because the Carl’s Jr. there is serving a scoop of creamy deliciousness between two slices of frosted diabetes. Carl’s celebrated 4/20 by giving stoners the gift of the Pop-Tart Ice Cream Sandwich, which they’re trying out in Newport Beach and possibly Huntington Beach.

Yes, I could easily make this cavity-summoning mess myself with Pop-Tarts and ice cream , but isn’t it better to use a thousand dollars worth of gas (at least) by driving into the next county to buy this from a Carl’s? I mean, it’s hand-scooped. HAND-SCOOPED! And if I ask Carl’s to throw two slices of bacon in there, I’ll have a full meal. I have protein, dairy, fruit and ten kinds of processed preservatives (which is its own food group in America)!

This is just what I need to make me forget about the time I was eating a Pop Tart and some nasty ho (you know who you are) said to me, “That looks like a breaded and frosted used maxi-pad.”

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