Afternoon Crumbs
After years of praying while Googling “Smurfette motoboating Katy Perry,” some plushie’s wish has finally come true – The Superficial
Couldn’t Winona Ryder have pretended it was 2001 and stolen a better dress from Saks? – Lainey Gossip
Teen Mom Farrah is teaching her kid the art of the staged bikini photo shoot. We’re doomed. – Hollywood Tuna
Ashley Benson in Nylon Magazine – Drunken Stepfather
I’m pretty sure Lindsay Lohan did lines in front of everyone in 2009 and 2010 and 2011 and 2012 and etc… – Celebitchy
And yet not one shot of Thor’s nipples. The tricks selling this movie don’t know how to sell this movie. – Towleroad
Jennifer Love Hewitt’s chichis went on Ellen the other day – Popoholic
Janice Dickinson needs to step up her gold digging game, marry that old rich doctor and get her bony claws on his fortune right away – ICYDK
So what did the bowels of hell barf up today? – Jezebel
A judge has killed your wet dream of fapping to the Buckwild sex tape – Reality Tea
Kanye West stays looking absolutely miserable – Just Jared
If only Simon Cowell would take Pimp Mama Kris up on her offer and get the KKKs to host X-Factor: North Korea – IDLYITW
RiRi should confuse everyone by posting a non-topless pic for a change – The Berry
What happens you get Ian Somerhalder high before asking him to share his thoughts about Twitter – Videogum
Kate Hudson’s dress kind of looks like a crocheted vibrator cozy – Popsugar
I either want to order ice cream from Nick Cannon or go to Easter services with him – Crunk + Disorderly
For a quick second there I thought Ozzy Osbourne went blond – SOW
Isla Fisher’s thoughts on being a working mother – I’m Not Obsessed
Miley Cyrus looks like a Las Vegas-area rest stop hooker from 1984 and I love it – Moe Jackson