Afternoon Crumbs

April 23, 2013 / Posted by:

After years of praying while Googling “Smurfette motoboating Katy Perry,” some plushie’s wish has finally come true – The Superficial

Couldn’t Winona Ryder have pretended it was 2001 and stolen a better dress from Saks? – Lainey Gossip

Teen Mom Farrah is teaching her kid the art of the staged bikini photo shoot. We’re doomed.  – Hollywood Tuna 

Ashley Benson in Nylon MagazineDrunken Stepfather

I’m pretty sure Lindsay Lohan did lines in front of everyone in 2009 and 2010 and 2011 and 2012 and etc… – Celebitchy

And yet not one shot of Thor’s nipples. The tricks selling this movie don’t know how to sell this movie. – Towleroad

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s chichis went on Ellen the other day – Popoholic

Janice Dickinson needs to step up her gold digging game, marry that old rich doctor and get her bony claws on his fortune right away – ICYDK

So what did the bowels of hell barf up today? – Jezebel

A judge has killed your wet dream of fapping to the Buckwild sex tape – Reality Tea 

Kanye West stays looking absolutely miserable – Just Jared

If only Simon Cowell would take Pimp Mama Kris up on her offer and get the KKKs to host X-Factor: North KoreaIDLYITW

RiRi should confuse everyone by posting a non-topless pic for a change – The Berry 

What happens you get Ian Somerhalder high before asking him to share his thoughts about Twitter – Videogum

Kate Hudson’s dress kind of looks like a crocheted vibrator cozy – Popsugar

I either want to order ice cream from Nick Cannon or go to Easter services with him – Crunk + Disorderly

For a quick second there I thought Ozzy Osbourne went blond – SOW

Isla Fisher’s thoughts on being a working mother – I’m Not Obsessed

Miley Cyrus looks like a Las Vegas-area rest stop hooker from 1984 and I love it – Moe Jackson 

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