Teen Mom Farrah Brought Her Dad And Daughter To Her Sex Tape Negotiations

April 22, 2013 / Posted by:

Last week, Teen Mom Farrah went on Dr. Phil and she was such a delusional mound of dumb that she made Dr. Phil look like an honest, reasonable and intelligent human being by comparison. And yesterday, Teen Mom Farrah almost made Teen Mom Jenelle look like the better parent (I say “almost” because that “Ke$hit is my idol” thing is unforgivable) when she brought her 3-year-old daughter to her sex tape negotiations. Yes, that’s inappropriate as shit, but maybe Teen Mom Farrah brought her kid, because she realized that she’s dumber than dumb and a 3-year-old is better at negotiating than she is. Although, that’s not saying much since the tonsil stone I just coughed up is probably a better negotiator than Farrah.

TMZ caught (read: Farrah called them) Teen Mom Farrah going into Vivid’s offices in Studio City, CA yesterday to find out how much they’re going to pay her for the video of her getting it from James Deen’s small peen (her stupid ass words, not mine). Farrah told TMZ that she’s gotten so much positive feedback from the video and she’s looking at several offers. Farrah brought her dad and daughter to the meeting, because she needed their support.

Steve Hirsch, the head bitch of Vivid, told TMZ that yeah he thought it was weird that Farrah brought her kid, but the little girl was coloring in the waiting room while Farrah was in the meeting with her dad.

Call me a damn prude, but when I’m in the offices of a porn studio and telling them that I’m going to need an extra $50,000 if they’re going to use the shot of James Deen busting one on my eyelids, the last thing I want to see is my dad nodding at me like, “Yeah, you tell them!” But that’s just me.

And I hate Steve Hirsch for saying that the gorgeous Tan Mom doesn’t have a face for porn, but I hate Teen Mom Farrah more for making Steve Hirsch look like the voice of reason.

Here’s Teen Mom Farrah wearing your auntie’s favorite yard sale hunting cap at LAX on Saturday.

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