Notes From The Kindergarten Playground: Justin Bieber And Selena Gomez Are Back Together

April 22, 2013 / Posted by:

The crazed Beliebers have stopped sending death threats to Anne Frank for stealing the affections of their fetus Jesus and have gone back to hating Selena Gomez. The Biebs yodeled and twerked out of his Pampers during a show in Oslo, Norway last Thursday, and People says that afterward he was kissing on Selena backstage. Then Justin really made the Beliebers slobber out ten saliva streams of rage when he posted this new picture of him and Selena on Instagram (and deleted it a quick second later).

I’m hoping that the Biebs pulled that picture down, because an adult in his life finally let him know that the face he makes in every single picture makes him look like a stoned, amateur bottom who’s trying really hard to hold a fart in during butt sex. But I’m guessing that the Biebs took that picture down, because looking at Selena’s knife nails brought up the painful memory of her stabbing him in the taint while she changed his diaper. It’s a sore spot for him.

via E! 

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