Afternoon Crumbs
If that gas pump hose could speak, it would tell us that it feels inadequate next to The Hammaconda – I’m Not Obsessed
Somebody put out an Amber Alert for Cressida Boners’ mind since she’s obviously lost it – Lainey Gossip
It hurts the edges of my soul to say that I ain’t got time for Sweet Brown’s crackhead nightmare of a music video – Crunk + Disorderly
Duchess Kate’s hat makes me hungry for a chocolate wafer cookie with a chocolate curl on top – Celebitchy
The only way RiRi is knocked up is if she’s carrying that fetus in her forehead – Drunken Stepfather
Bethenny Frankel in a bikini – Hollywood Tuna
Goopy Paltrow jumps at the chance to grab a pair of man nuts since she hasn’t had her hands on a pair in years – The Superficial
GLAAD hates Bret Easton Ellis and he’s sad about it – Towleroad
There are way too many clothes in these pictures – The Berry
I can practically smell the black cherry Kool-Aid wafting off of Megan Fox’s hair – Popoholic
The X-Factor will be Sasquatch-less next season – ICYDK
GG from Shahs of Sunset pretty much live-tweeted her near death experience. But I’m pretty sure the electrodes were stuck to her head when she flatlined, not her chest – Reality Tea
What is the opposite of “JEAH”? Because I need to shout this at myself for missing last night’s premiere of What Would Ryan Lochte Do? My brain’s self-esteem needed this boost! – Jezebel
“Well, hello there! Welcome to my cardboard box...” – HuffPo
Sophia Turner is as tasteful as always – IDLYITW
Panty Creamer of the Day: Thom Evans in his chonies – Just Jared
A woodchuck and an ice cream cone: a love story – OMG Blog
Breadstick legs and beige pumps alert! – Popsugar
And then Alessandra Ambrosio gave herself a Brazilian in the backseat, because she’s that serious about staying hairless – Moe Jackson
This quote from Marky Mark proves that he really is a comedian – Videogum
(Pic via FameFlynet)