Afternoon Crumbs

April 22, 2013 / Posted by:

If that gas pump hose could speak, it would tell us that it feels inadequate next to The Hammaconda – I’m Not Obsessed

Somebody put out an Amber Alert for Cressida Boners’ mind since she’s obviously lost it – Lainey Gossip

It hurts the edges of my soul to say that I ain’t got time for Sweet Brown’s crackhead nightmare of a music video – Crunk + Disorderly

Duchess Kate’s hat makes me hungry for a chocolate wafer cookie with a chocolate curl on top – Celebitchy

The only way RiRi is knocked up is if she’s carrying that fetus in her forehead – Drunken Stepfather

Bethenny Frankel in a bikini – Hollywood Tuna 

Goopy Paltrow jumps at the chance to grab a pair of man nuts since she hasn’t had her hands on a pair in years – The Superficial 

GLAAD hates Bret Easton Ellis and he’s sad about it – Towleroad

There are way too many clothes in these pictures – The Berry 

I can practically smell the black cherry Kool-Aid wafting off of Megan Fox’s hair – Popoholic

The X-Factor will be Sasquatch-less next season – ICYDK

GG from Shahs of Sunset pretty much live-tweeted her near death experience. But I’m pretty sure the electrodes were stuck to her head when she flatlined, not her chest – Reality Tea 

What is the opposite of “JEAH”? Because I need to shout this at myself for missing last night’s premiere of What Would Ryan Lochte Do? My brain’s self-esteem needed this boost! – Jezebel

“Well, hello there! Welcome to my cardboard box...” – HuffPo

Sophia Turner is as tasteful as always – IDLYITW

Panty Creamer of the Day: Thom Evans in his chonies – Just Jared

A woodchuck and an ice cream cone: a love story – OMG Blog 

Breadstick legs and beige pumps alert! – Popsugar

And then Alessandra Ambrosio gave herself a Brazilian in the backseat, because she’s that serious about staying hairless – Moe Jackson 

This quote from Marky Mark proves that he really is a comedian – Videogum

(Pic via FameFlynet)

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