No, Betty, That’s Not A Cigar In His Pocket. Yes, He’s Happy To See You…
Bill Clinton was honored at the GLAAD Media Awards in Los Angeles last night and he was the damn pimp of the ball. He asked Charlize Theron if she’d like to see him in his fedora and nothing else, he asked Jennifer Lawrence if she’d like to grab a few cigars and get out of there, and he gave Betty White an extra special hug. Betty White’s rose-colored eyebrows nearly melted off and her “this jacket is vintage JCPenney and I know Big Willie juice doesn’t come out” face says everything we need to know. Betty White proved that she’s once again the patron saint of giving by showing dusty, old Bill Clinton some love when she really wanted to jump on a piece who can really handle her.
GLAAD, who loves giving out awards since it feels like they have an awards show every damn month, gave Bill Clinton the Advocate for Change Award and also gave trophies to The New Normal (for outstanding comedy series), Perks of Being a Wallflower (for outstanding movie), American Horror Story (for outstanding TV mini-series) and Days of Our Lives (for outstanding daily drama).
And here’s Charlize looking perfect, Jennifer Lawrence with just-out-of-the-salon mom hair, Bill Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, Betty White, Leonardo DiCatchAHo and Alex PetMyFur.
