Why In The Hell Don’t Mike And Sheinelle Have Their Own National Show?

April 19, 2013 / Posted by:

Mike Jerrick and Sheinelle Jones of Fox29’s Good Day Philadelphia became American treasures over a year ago when they clowned the Kartrashians right after interviewing those trash heap heffas and they’re at it again.

Ryan Lochte was on Good Day Philadelphia to pimp out his new reality shit show on E! and not only did he answer the question “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” (answer: pretty much anything but a math problem), but he also answered the question, “What happens when chlorine fries a human a brain?” Mike and Sheinelle asked the swimming world’s answer to Chrissy Snow some basic questions and you can practically feel the power draining from the Dollar Tree AA batteries in his head.

Ryan told Mike and Sheinelle that he’s not like other Olympians, because he likes to go out and have fun, and he also said that “if you’re a man at night, you gotta be a man in the morning.” All sarcasm aside, that is a really good line. “Man At Night, Man In The Morning” is totally going to be the title of the next Bond movie. Alcide from True Blood should ask Ryan if it’s okay if you’re a man at night and a man in the morning, but a wolf in between? Ryan needs to clear that up.

Ryan wasn’t even the best part of this interview. The best part came when they said goodbye to Ryan and Sheinelle nearly laughed her lash off and snorted. Mike and Sheinelle are so wrong and so right.

Here’s the full interview in all its awkward glory:

I shouldn’t even make fun of pretty, simple Ryan, because this was me during every job interview I ever had.

And here’s the human DURRRR talking to the human dingle Mario Lopez on Extra yesterday.

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