I’ll get to the mindless fuckery of Hollywood and beyond in a second, but first here’s Bradley Cooper visiting Jeffrey Bauman Jr., a survivor of the Boston Marathon bombings who lost both his legs in the attack and helped identify the suspects.
Jeffrey is probably thinking to himself, “Wait, you’re not Batman. Doesn’t Batman usually do this?” Jeffrey didn’t get Batman, but he did get Bradley Cooper in his favorite church suit. That really is B. Coop’s favorite church suit, because he wore it to the interfaith service for the victims in Boston yesterday. I’m sure Jeffrey will get a visit from Batman any second now, because like B. Coop, Christian Bale is in Boston to film David O. Russell’s Abscam movie.
And I’m surprised that B. Coop didn’t make this visit extra, extra special by getting another snail shell perm beforehand. Yes, this picture definitely needs more B. Coop curls.