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April 18, 2013 / Posted by:

Conan O’Brien’s face twin and alien goddess Tilda Swinton finally woke up from her glass box nap and put on some couture (or “cature” as my cousin calls it) to pose in a spread for W Magazine. The picture above is my favorite, because it’s a mix between January Jones’ frightened tampon, Jim Bob Duggar’s traumatized sperm fish and something you’d see if you put a magnifying glass up to one of Nicole Kidman’s frozen forehead pores.

I shouldn’t even try to analyze or figure out Tilda’s art. I should just sit back and enjoy the Tilda, enjoy the ART!!! and enjoy all the WTF.

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