When Ben Affleck signed up for a movie called Focus with Kristen Stewart, Jennifer Garner immediately started thoroughly cleaning out her nostrils in preparation for the nightly “smell yo dick” tests she’d have to perform on him. But then Ben Affleck dropped out. KStew stayed on and the studio started looking for a big name to replace Ben Affleck. The Hollywood Reporter says that Will Smith has taken Ben Affleck’s role and a second after he did that, KStew quit that bitch.
Focus is from the writers and directors of Crazy, Stupid, Love and it’s about a seasoned con man who takes an amateur con chick under his wing and the two fall in love, because that’s just what happens in movies. THR says that KStew headed for the exit door, because she thinks the age difference between her and Will Smith is too much. So when 40-year-old Ben Affleck was doing it, she was cool, but now that 44-year-old Will Smith is doing it, she’s out?
Age difference… Uh huh….
I’m just going to assume that Kristen Stewart dropped out, because she knows Jada Pinkett Smith is “eh” when it comes to Will Smith cheating on her. What’s the point of dry humping on a married man if his beard wife is just going to shrug her shoulders and say “…and?” when she finds out? You can’t wreck a home when the wife doesn’t give a shit. That takes all the fun out of home wrecking.